do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
what the fuck did i just watch
I don’t know but it really speaks to me
I love how the fish gets its own bedroom lol
And you question why I don’t want kids.
9 Cats Taking Selfies
This is my favorite post on the entire Internet
Happy Red Pants Monday.
You guys I’m so bored take my computer away.
No, don’t take it away, I love it too much
help i need help.
this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
what’s the richest kind of air
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed